Jon and Kate plus 8. And Hailey. And me. Wait, how many is that?

Look here, folks, lawyers can get buzz too! As you can see, I've been featured in this week's "In Touch" magazine, with a little bit of legal counseling on the side of Kate...from Jon and Kate...plus eight.

I'm not exactly the "reality show" type, but it's kinda neat to be able to stick my head into the situation just enough so that people recognize I'm there and at the same time I don't have papparazzi showing up at my door. It shouldn't come to any of you as a surprise that reality shows such as this can stumble upon (or intentionally create) legal conundrums that us actually working professionals have to sort out.

But let it be said here...whether the pending divorce of Jon and Kate is a fictitious publicity stunt or genuine marriage dissolution, I'm in it for the Plus 8. It's bad enough that those poor kids have been subjected to pointless mass voyeurism, let alone a divorce including a potential new step-mommy with a drug history.